I'm half blind, I can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, I take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and I'm subject to blackouts. I sure have gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman asked her, "What do you think is the best thing about being 104?" I said you've got a heart murmur - be careful.' A couple of days later, the doctor sees him again and says, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replies, " 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' '' The doctor says, 'I didn't say that. A few days later, the doctor sees him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. I like the idea of this thread, though, so here ya go:Īn 82 year-old man goes to the doctor to get a physical.
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